By Andrew Liszewski
Aside from the opening ceremonies, how many Olympic events did you watch
over the past few weeks? Very few, right? It’s about time the IOC started
spicing up the games so they’re more interesting—like letting athletes
compete with the aid of electric skateboards, starting with the pole vault.
If the International Olympic Committee is ever wise enough to adopt this
vast improvement, Baptiste Boirie is well on his way to a gold medal,
having been practicing the electric skateboard pole vault for the past few